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Family Friendly Santa Jokes

Santa jokes are great fun to share during the holidays. Ours are clean, family friendly, and sure to get a chuckle! Gathered from around the web and various children, you'll find yourself looking for an opportunity to make someone smile...

What does Santa do while gardening?
Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

What is red and white and black all over?
Santa Claus after coming down the chimney.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does Santa get?
Mistle-toe!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic!

What does Santa use when he goes fishing?
The North Pole!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa Claus ride?
A "Holly" Davidson!

What do you call Santa Claus when he's not moving?
Santa Pause.

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